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The satirical personality assessment the internet actually deserves. 31 questions. 26 absurd types. 1 hidden drunk. Zero pretentiousness.
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26 Unhinged SBTI Personality Types
From the control freak to the literal corpse, SBTI personality types capture every flavor of human absurdity. Each type is determined by your scores across 15 psychological dimensions. Which one are you?
CTRL
拿捏者
CTRL
拿捏者
"怎么样,被我拿捏了吧?"
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ATM-er
送钱者
ATM-er
送钱者
"你以为我很有钱吗?"
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Dior-s
屌丝
Dior-s
屌丝
"等着我屌丝逆袭。"
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BOSS
领导者
BOSS
领导者
"方向盘给我,我来开。"
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THAN-K
感恩者
THAN-K
感恩者
"我感谢苍天!我感谢大地!"
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OH-NO
哦不人
OH-NO
哦不人
"哦不!我怎么会是这个人格?!"
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GOGO
行者
GOGO
行者
"gogogo~出发咯"
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SEXY
尤物
SEXY
尤物
"您就是天生的尤物!"
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LOVE-R
多情者
LOVE-R
多情者
"爱意太满,现实显得有点贫瘠。"
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MUM
妈妈
MUM
妈妈
"或许...我可以叫你妈妈吗....?"
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FAKE
伪人
FAKE
伪人
"已经,没有人类了。"
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OJBK
无所谓人
OJBK
无所谓人
"我说随便,是真的随便。"
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MALO
吗喽
MALO
吗喽
"人生是个副本,而我只是一只吗喽。"
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JOKE-R
小丑
JOKE-R
小丑
"原来我们都是小丑。"
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WOC!
握草人
WOC!
握草人
"卧槽,我怎么是这个人格?"
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THIN-K
思考者
THIN-K
思考者
"已深度思考100s。"
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SHIT
愤世者
SHIT
愤世者
"这个世界,构石一坨。"
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ZZZZ
装死者
ZZZZ
装死者
"我没死,我只是在睡觉。"
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POOR
贫困者
POOR
贫困者
"我穷,但我很专。"
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MONK
僧人
MONK
僧人
"没有那种世俗的欲望。"
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IMSB
傻者
IMSB
傻者
"认真的么?我真的是傻逼么?"
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SOLO
孤儿
SOLO
孤儿
"我哭了,我怎么会是孤儿?"
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FUCK
草者
FUCK
草者
"操!这是什么人格?"
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DEAD
死者
DEAD
死者
"我,还活着吗?"
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IMFW
废物
IMFW
废物
"我真的...是废物吗?"
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HHHH
傻乐者
HHHH
傻乐者
"哈哈哈哈哈哈。"
Is this you? Take the test →How the SBTI Test Works
1. Answer 31 Questions
Each question maps to one of 15 psychological dimensions across 5 trait models: Self, Emotion, Attitude, Action Drive, and Social. Questions are randomized every time you take the SBTI personality test, so no two sessions are the same.
2. Get Analyzed Across 15 Dimensions
Your answers generate a unique 15-dimension personality vector. The SBTI algorithm scores each dimension as Low, Medium, or High, then computes your personality fingerprint using mathematical distance matching against all 26 SBTI type patterns.
3. Discover Your SBTI Type
Unlock your full personality result for just $0.99. See your SBTI type with its hilarious description, complete 15-dimension breakdown by model, similarity percentage, and a shareable personality card to flex on your friends.
SBTI vs MBTI — Why SBTI Wins
The SBTI personality test is what happens when personality psychology stops taking itself so seriously. Here is how the satirical MBTI alternative stacks up against the original.
| MBTI | SBTI | |
|---|---|---|
| Personality Types | 16 serious types | 26 unhinged types + 1 hidden drunk |
| Dimensions | 4 dimensions | 15 dimensions across 5 models |
| Tone | Takes itself too seriously | Takes nothing seriously |
| Your Result | "You're an INFJ" | "You're literally SHIT" (The Cynic) |
| Origin | 1940s psychology | Went viral on Chinese internet in 2025 |
| Shareability | Mildly interesting at parties | Instant group chat chaos |
| Accuracy | Debatable | Painfully accurate (and funny) |
Disclaimer: SBTI is for entertainment purposes. But honestly, it might describe you better than MBTI ever did.
What People Say About Their SBTI Results
"I got CTRL and I have never felt so seen and personally attacked at the same time. Sent this to my entire team."
— Sarah K., Product Manager
"My SBTI type is MONK and honestly the description was more accurate than any MBTI test I've ever taken. The roast was brutal though."
— James L., Software Engineer
"I unlocked DRUNK as the hidden type and my friends won't stop bringing it up. Best $0.99 I ever spent on self-destruction."
— Mika T., College Student
Most Popular SBTI Personality Types
Based on hundreds of thousands of SBTI test results, here are the most common personality types people get.
Frequently Asked Questions About the SBTI Test
What is the SBTI personality test? +
SBTI (Satirical Behavioral Trait Index) is a humorous personality assessment that originated as a viral sensation on Chinese social media. Unlike traditional personality tests, the SBTI personality test uses satirical archetypes and absurd humor to reveal your personality traits through 31 carefully crafted questions across 15 psychological dimensions. It was created as a meme-worthy alternative to MBTI and has been taken by hundreds of thousands of people worldwide.
How many SBTI personality types are there? +
There are 26 unique SBTI personality types, plus 1 secret hidden type that can only be unlocked through specific answers. Types range from CTRL (The Controller) to MONK (The Monk) to SHIT (The Cynic), each with detailed personality breakdowns and hilarious descriptions. There is also a fallback type called HHHH (The Happy Laugher) for those whose brains are too uniquely wired for the standard types to handle.
Is SBTI a real personality test? +
SBTI is a satirical personality test designed primarily for entertainment. While it uses a real 15-dimension psychological model with 5 trait categories (Self, Emotion, Attitude, Action Drive, Social), the type descriptions are deliberately exaggerated and humorous. Think of the SBTI test as the personality assessment equivalent of a roast — it tells you the truth, just in the most entertaining way possible.
What does SBTI stand for? +
SBTI stands for Satirical Behavioral Trait Index. It is a playful twist on MBTI (Myers-Briggs Type Indicator). Where MBTI takes personality very seriously, SBTI takes personality very not-seriously — while still using legitimate psychological dimensions to generate accurate and entertaining results for every test taker.
How is the SBTI test different from MBTI? +
MBTI uses 4 binary dimensions and produces 16 personality types with serious, professional descriptions. The SBTI personality test uses 15 granular dimensions (scored as Low, Medium, or High) grouped into 5 psychological models, producing 26+ types with satirical meme-style descriptions. MBTI tells you that you are an INFJ. SBTI tells you that you are literally SHIT (The Cynic) — same psychological insight, zero pretentiousness, maximum entertainment value.
How long does the SBTI personality test take? +
The SBTI test takes approximately 5 to 8 minutes to complete. There are 31 questions in total, each with multiple-choice answers. Questions are randomized each time you take the SBTI personality test, so every session feels fresh and you cannot game the system by memorizing the order.
Why do I need to pay $0.99 for my SBTI results? +
After completing all 31 questions, your full SBTI personality analysis — including your type, 15-dimension breakdown, detailed description, and shareable card — is unlocked for a one-time payment of $0.99. This helps keep the test running and free from excessive advertising. Think of it as buying yourself a coffee — except this coffee roasts you back with painful accuracy.
Can I retake the SBTI test? +
Yes, you can retake the SBTI personality test as many times as you want. Questions are shuffled randomly each session. However, each result unlock requires a separate $0.99 payment. Pro tip: your personality type probably has not changed that much since last Tuesday, but we admire your commitment to self-discovery.
What is the rarest SBTI personality type? +
Hilariously, every SBTI type description claims to be "the rarest in all of China" — that is part of the joke. In reality, the hidden DRUNK personality type is the hardest to unlock because it requires very specific trigger answers. Among the standard 26 types, DEAD (The Dead) and IMFW (The Waste) appear less frequently due to their extreme dimension score patterns.
Is the SBTI test available in my language? +
The SBTI personality test is available in 41 languages including English, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Spanish, French, German, Arabic, Hindi, Portuguese, Russian, Italian, Dutch, Turkish, and many more. We are continuously improving translations to preserve the satirical humor of each SBTI type description across all supported languages.
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